We Found this on Myspace…

Again this is a joint post with both M-Town (yours truly) and J-Bone each with a keyboard ready to blog on the important issues of America. Well hell not that kind of stuff we will leave that to Stephen Colbert. So anyway me and J-Bone came across this photo on Myspace…

 

As the Myspace people would say, WTF? First off anything you put on myspace is up for grabs so please leave this shit on your computer only and not in a public forum for friends.

Secondly, what is wrong with men that have to display acts of gay sex at parties while someone is taking snapshots? It really is mindbottling. Honestly what compels you to all of a sudden pose for a picture that will completely make you look like a total douche (speaking of douches go to the Hot Chicks with Douchebags its an amazing site) and someone that could be crossing into questionable territory.

Seriously, would any of you straight men fuck one of your buddies in the ass? I don’t think so. So why would you risk sending the message to him that says “I want to fuck you in the ass right now.” You don’t want to do this especially if your a male reader of this site; because if you do read this site on a daily basis you would be classified as men who are MEN and when I say that I’m talking about America’s finest….not fireman but just blue-collar hot women searching men and hell if you are gay that’s no problem at all we don’t discriminate at all against that form of life BUT when supposed “straight” men who pride themselves on thinking they are the shit. Granted I don’t know these people but just from looking at them you can tell they were the type of students in high school who thought they could felaysh anyone and now they are 24 years old and jobless with 3 kids…girls I might add because they have feminine semen. But if your gay that’s perfectly fine and if these men were to say they were gay this picture is totally fine but they can’t act like hardasses and then have a pic like this. It completely sends off the wrong message to us blue-collar men who search for hot women. We don’t hate here at Jellydonut; we are like that old saying, “I’m a lover not a fighter!”

So lets look at the situation: It happens in locker rooms of all types, parties, school hallways, etc… Dudes start acting gay! Here are my reasons that I beleive men do this kind of shit!

1. They have started to question their sexuality and like to experiment playfully with other mens’ junk.

It happens all the time. Some poor young confused man wonders if he is gay. It usually happens when he has struck out on multiple occasions with fine seductive women.

2. Attention

These douchebags strive for this shit known as attention. They think everyone will love their sorry asses with doing this kind of stuff. I have for news for you sons a bitches, that this shit will get your grills plastered all over blogs nationwide. So I guess in a sense you do get the attention that you desire, but it’s mocking you and were loving every minute of it!

3. The douches aren’t getting any pussy!

Think about it, these guys think they are the shit and think they can get pussy whenever they want. Well, when they don’t get the poon, all this sexual energy gets repressed and needs to be let out. So, it gets let out on another dudes ass! Really at the end of the day, if these guys were gettin’ any “poon” they would not have time for some shit like this but instead they resort to the other P word known as “penis.”

4. They are the “SHIT”

NOT! They feel that they need to impress the females that are present. They need to look all tough and macho. Last time I checked, fuckin a dude in the ass was not so macho. The whole “shit” thing puts them as the “shit” friend for women. You know what I’m talking about, “The Friend Zone.” At some point in our lives we have all experienced that in some sort of way but these guys taking these pics will totally get them in the friend domain. Hell, we found this picture on one of their girlfriends oh wait check that it was one of their friends pages who by the way is a fine ass female. Ladies, we want your feedback do you really get turned on sexually by men who commit these atrocious acts on digital cameras? Tell us because we need to hear feedback from the breasted type who know this shit better than us….well not necessarily because we know pretty much everything.

So there you have it. Women you know the kind of feedback we want from you. As for men, just rant and tell us what you think of this horrid photo that completely brings down our image as men. By the way this is just a random thought but the dude on the far right, doesn’t he kind of look like a douchin’ Will Arnett? That’s just me but I have no fucking idea because I’m lit right now. So yeah rant beotches!

M-Town

Words of advice from J-Bone: Next time you feel the urge to grab a mans crotch or ass, Turn to your hottest female friend and unleash the wrath upon a more female version of a dude. That’s right, a female.

J-Bone
Cheers bitches!