Jamie Foxx can you get me one of those panda masks?

 

The song Blame It by Jamie Foxx and featuring T-Pain (he’s featured in every song these days) is outstanding.  Today was the first time though that I had actually watched the music video for this brilliant song.  I get too distracted on Twitter, Porn, and useless College Football spring reports that I always forget to watch this vid, well today I made sure and it inspired me to find a particular item; that damn panda mask being worn throughout the vid.  I need it!  I need it NAOW!!!!

The panda mask was the greatest thing in that vid.  Not Jake Gyllenhall, Forrest Whittaker, and the extremely white and mis-placed Ron Howard.  It was that panda mask.  I’m having visions of myself while watching that.   I felt like Ryan Reynolds from the movie Waiting… when he was debating wether or not to fuck the 17 year-old Natasha, but then abruptly said, “Natasha will be mine!”  That’s what I said in regards to this panda mask.  “The Panda Mask will be mine!”

So Jamie, hook it up for me bro.  I’m sure you got a few to spare.  Yeah I know its a tough economy and all, but you don’t need more then one panda head.  Do you?

If Mr. Foxx never reads this or even gets drift of this, which is likely; I’m planning on e-mailing Entertainment Weekly.  Each week, they have a feature where they find random shit for people.  If they could pull off the panda mask, they can find anything.  This could make them really legit.  The panda mask will be mine.

Now, as your reading this your probably thinking whyam I so infatuated with this mask?  A couple of things.  I drink hordes of alchol and dance when I drink.  I’m definitely taking Mr. Foxx’ advice by blaming it on the alcohol.  You go to a club or bar and get blitzed then throw on the panda head while on the dancefloor, your gonna be the fuckin’ showman of the night, and with that kind of attraction I’ll be gettin me some steamy Kung Pao sessions with some fine trim.

Another reason I want it, is because I love having totaally pointless shit, and this would definitely fall right in line.

You will definitely be getting updates in regards to this. I guess you could say this is the Jellydonut’s version of “Panda Watch” which of course was the infamous story on the movie, Anchorman.