NFL Preview 2009: Ranking the AFC East with Cheerleaders

Football Season.  Its the greatest time of the year.  Right now I’m trying to get my sports fix from the NBA Free Agency and Wimbledon.  Its not wetting my appettite.

So in order to get through this dog shit days of summer, were going to give random rankings of NFL shit leading up to the season.  Were predicting how each division will finish based on how hot the cheerleaders are.

First ranking list is the AFC East Cheerleaders.  Hopefully this wets other areas of your appettite.  For the most part it goes status quo for what the actual teams do.

#1 New England Patriots

#2 New York Jets

#3 Miami Dolphins

#4 Buffalo Bills

Final Thought

How do you Jellydonut readers see the AFC East playing out?  Its a pretty tough division from top to bottom.  The Bills of course made the off-season acquisition of Terrell Owens so they have some upside.  The Patriots have a healthy Tom Brady at QB, and their Linebacking unit looks like its been better than it has in years past.  Miami is the defending division champion so they feel like they can do it again.  Then the Jets have a rookie QB in Sanchez who has the weight of New York football on his shoulder, but at the same time has the talent to fulfill expectations.

Should be a very competitive division this entire year.  The cheerleaders were pretty damn difficult to judge as well.