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Drunk on the opening night of Madden caused me to lose two games by a total of 54 points

madden-10-coverDo you freeze your whiskey? If you do you might actually see me drunk while playing Madden 10.

That’s what my video gaming friends witnessed on the opening night of Madden.

Me the Indianapolis Colts. Friend the Oakland Raiders.

Me consuming beer after beer and friend not drinking except maybe a Rockstar.

End result?

Colts 0 Raiders 40 @ Lucas Oil Stadium.

Fuck me.

Drink more beer!

Next Game.

Me Patriots. Friend the San Francisco Transvestites a.k.a. 49ers.

Patriots 0 Transvestites 14 and that was 2 minutes into the ball game.

So if you want to really build your confidence and fuck someone up in Madden 10 play me while drunk. You will destroy me and I will probably just laugh and say in a stammering voice, “IM FINE! IM FINE GUYS! REALLY! I AM!”

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2 Responses to “Drunk on the opening night of Madden caused me to lose two games by a total of 54 points”

  1. chappy81 Says:
    August 15, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    Hahaha! I don’t need to you to be drunk to beat you, but thanks for the tip! Check out our site http://doin-work.com

  2. M-Town Says:
    August 15, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    If I wasn’t drunk I could hang just as long as I’m a 28-point underdog and im gonna cover!

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