10 Songs that are Bound to Get You Laid

Your in a funk. A funk that consists of having no sexual intercourse with women. Not just hot women but no women at all. You wanna get out of this funk pronto so you can stop abusing your hands, and have uneven muscles with one arm strong as fuck and the other weak as hell. So your wondering what to do?

Look no farther. Play these 10 songs on a boombox of somekind and women will fuck you on the spot.

1. Best Friend by 50 Cent feat. Olivia

This jam gets the women fuckin moist. Why? Because its telling them, I don’t want to just fuck you but know you more as the days go by, so much so that we become friends. But first I want to be your Best Friend in the bedroom when I’m looking at your backside and I’m taking you from behind. Okay FRIEND?????

2. Love Will Turn You Around by Kenny Rogers

Romantic. Cute. Badass white beard fella singing. Women will turn your penis around and around with this jam.

3. The Next Time I Fall in Love by Peter Cetera & Amy Grant.

This is a fuckin baller jam. What’s great to do while boning to this song is have deep stare downs. Wear like a wife beater with some tighty whities and just have some deep tense stare downs while back at your pad. This song just kinda spawns deep stare downs.

Look how cool as shit Cetera is in this. Unfuckingreal.

4. Talk Dirty To Me by Poison

What the hell would be the point of this boning list if there wasn’t some song involving a Bret Michaels? Well here ya go. Talk dirty to your whore and fuck her like your on the Rock of Love bus. If your lucky you will have someone 1/10th as hot as the girls in the Blondetourage.

5. She Wolf by Shakira

Release her She Wolf with this jam. But what you will find out is that your releasing more female wolf moves than her after listening to this sultry Shakira hit.

6. I’d Rather Fuck You by Eazy-E

Self explanatory. And its honoring one of the true gangstas in rap. Eazy-E. Just make sure to strap up that condom though son!

7. Sussudio by Phil Collins

You would think this is like a forgotten song amongst Phil Collins’ hits but people fuckin love it when it plays. Also, Sussudio is a sexual move over in Bangladesh. It hits the list anytime on the Jellydonut Blog.

8. Play by David Banner

Not that radio version. That shit sucked. Get the hardcore uncesored version and dear lord its fuckin hot and steamy. Only problem with this song is that Juggalo girls like banging to this song. No idea why???

9. Good Life by Kanye West feat. T-Pain

Doggy Style on the chick while holding a glass of champagne and over 3K cash in $10 bills in the other hand. Welcome to the Good Life!!

10. Anything with T-Pain

The man just knows how to make fucking music. What can you say?