It’s not A&E. It’s My Life!

Hey fuckers I’m back.  Yeah I’m back.  I can’t promise I will do anything with this shit blog because let’s face it, how many times have I retired and came back to this thing to only give up weeks later?  So who knows.  But let me tell you I’m back for now.  Why?  Because I need a god damn Intervention.   And I’m not talking about that A&E shit that usually consists of drug lords and hotels and sexual prostitution.   I’m talking about my own life.  It’s M-Town’s shit and I gotta clean it up.

So what is happening you ask?  Well, M-Town is hitting the bottle hard.  A bit too hard and getting on these blacked out rolls that end up in embarrassing mornings the next day.  M-Town need to clean up his shit.  M-Town need Jellydonut!  Nah, not that sexual one that is the premise of this blog but the one you get at a local bakery.

Dave Chappelle put it best when he played the character “Tyrone”.  “Drugs and Alcohol HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!”

That’s what I feel like right now.  Only I’m not diving into drugs, just a shit ton of vodka and maybe some tequila mixed in.  M-Town needs to quit drinking to get fucked up.  M-Town needs to drink socially, right?  Isn’t that what every fucker puts on their Plenty of Fish account?  “Drinking?  Socially.”  That’s what M-Town needs oh and still don’t forget that jellydonut.

So what do I do?  I need to clean up my act.  I haven’t had a DUI or anything.  I just get shit wrecked on the reg at my abode and now my roomate is pissed.  I’ve warn out my drinking welcome.  I’ve abused it you could say.

Do I go cold turkey and basically sacrifice fun?  Because let’s face it I’m in my mid-20s and life isn’t fun anymore without alcohol involved.  So do I go the cold turkey route and just try to make fun out of watching the Lifetime network and realize I could be that if I was a middle-aged woman with 4 kids who was sexually abused growing up.  OR do I just tone down the drinking daily shit and just slow the fuck down?  Eh.  I honestly have no idea.  I can’t keep this shit up though.  I’m ruining relationships.   What do I do Jellydonut people?

Or do I continue to be a fucking lush and wither my life and soul away?