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Danny Gokey ousted from American Idol. And this is why the terrorists hate us.

Posted in America, American Idol, Danny Gokey, Reality TV, music on May 13, 2009 by M-Town

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Are you fucking kidding me?  How the hell does someone as talented as Danny Gokey get beat out some freak screamo fuck and a dude who has no fucking personality and a shit for brains wife?

Tonight’s episode of Idol just proved America is a bunch of dumb fucks who just get caught up in the moment and vote for the singer who sang the best rendition of the song they hear on the radio on a daily basis.  Basically, this rant is geared towards the 12-20 demographic that is just catching onto the show now and noticed some fuck boy from Arkansas was singing a Kanye song and he did it somewhat good and they jizzed themselves and decided to vote for his boring ass.  Their so fuckin uneducated about music before 2007 that they didn’t know what Gokey’s song was.  “Your Beautiful” by Gokey was a masterpiece and one I’m listening to right now.

Pfff oh well fuck Idol and you dumb fucks.  Gokey is better off not being limited to what Idol offers him.  He will get his own contract and put out great albums; which I will be purchasing.

America just keeps getting worse and worse by the day.  Piss off dumbass Idol voters.

Oh by the way note to Fox get rid of that bitch Kara DioGuardi next season.  PLEASE!

The U.S. Army needs to adopt this

Posted in America, blogging, hot women on August 15, 2007 by M-Town

I purchased a shirt at Spencer’s gifts that says, “Let’s play Army. I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me!”

That needs to be the new theme of the U.S. Army! Imagine all the horny young men who would all of sudden be willing to sacrifice their lives for america knowing in the back of their minds that a hot leutenant might blow the hell outta him!

The current theme I think is, “Army Strong.” Quite frankly, that doesn’t compell me. Now don’t get me wrong I totally respect the men in uniform. But if they want more recruits they should put up a sexy woman in uniform and then put as the slogan either the t-shirt thing-a-ma-bob or “Do you wanna be Army Strong? If so you will get women like this! God bless America and no place else!” Can you say 10,000 young men signing up…..INSTANTLY! 9/11 had a great impact on people signing up but I think partially nude women might compel more. Just a random thought. I am out.