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		<title>It&#8217;s not A&amp;E. It&#8217;s My Life!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 04:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sit in a car with a married couple sending sexting messages to one another. Talk about awkward</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 20:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was on a vacation recently.  I was in a vehicle with a married couple.  Needless to say, I learned married people still are freaky when it comes to the sexting world. The woman in the vehicle sent a text to her husband while driving no less that read the following&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. How do I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jellydonut.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1429177&amp;post=788&amp;subd=jellydonut&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 Songs that are Bound to Get You Laid</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your in a funk. A funk that consists of having no sexual intercourse with women. Not just hot women but no women at all. You wanna get out of this funk pronto so you can stop abusing your hands, and have uneven muscles with one arm strong as fuck and the other weak as hell. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jellydonut.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1429177&amp;post=781&amp;subd=jellydonut&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kenny Powers is back bitch!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 06:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never wanted K-Swiss (Powers) shoes so bad in my life. Their made in Calipornia so you know their good. Season 2 of Eastbound &#38; Down starts September 26th!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jellydonut.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1429177&amp;post=777&amp;subd=jellydonut&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>First time going to a Drive-In movie since Aladdin was the shit and it ended with some slobbin on my penis.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 03:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I didn&#8217;t sing at the Drive-In, and there wasn&#8217;t a swingset. But I sure as hell threw my hot dog in a juicy bun. YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT! Hi.  Remember me?  I&#8217;m your lazy as fuck blogger of the Jellydonut Blog, M-Town.  Here again. I&#8217;m back again to talk about my weekend. Getting my dick [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jellydonut.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1429177&amp;post=769&amp;subd=jellydonut&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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